| I had heard some really good things about this album, and one 
                  day i was at Criminal Records with non-Minion affiliate Kerry, 
                  and we both picked up copies of this disc. The next day at the 
                  PostLibyanCave i put it into the stereo for a post-hangover 
                  listen. The album starts off with Umbrella, which features male 
                  vocals and is a decent electro type song. Anywhere Anyone 
                  switches to some deeply-voiced female whose tones sounded familiar. 
                  Checking the liner notes i saw that the voice belongs to Mia 
                  Doi Todd. No clue who that is, but this is a decent trip-hoppy 
                  sort of song. On the next track, Pillowcase, there is a wierd bit 
                  of fuzz that starts up towards the end of the song. This distortion 
                  is a little annoying on an otherwise okay track. Fear Of Corners is a great song title and also a nice 
                  mellow instrumental with skittering beats. Towards the end of 
                  the song a constant, monotonous fuzzy rhythm starts up, kind 
                  of like the CD is skipping. I got up to check the player, and 
                  everything appeared fine, and the song did seem to be progressing 
                  under this noise. Strange. The next track, Everything Is Sooner Than You Think, 
                  and is the one that i had been waiting for. The lyrics are penned 
                  by Brian McMahon (of The For Carnation) 
                  and Rachel Haden (of That Dog), and sung by Haden. However, 
                  this song is burried under that skipping sound. It almost sounds 
                  like the skipping is meant to be percussion, except that it 
                  is layered on top of, and sonically overpowers, every other 
                  element of the song. In fact, it utterly ruins the tune by making 
                  me constantly think that my CD player is screwing up. The next two tracks are likewise utterly ruined by the presence 
                  of a constant, monotonous, overpowering distortion. On track 
                  8, Fireworks this sound is more subdued, but it still 
                  ruins the track. That's a real shame, because otherwise i like 
                  the keyboard drone on Fireworks. There are moments when 
                  the music actually swells up and covers the distortion, and 
                  i like those moments. (This Is) The Dream Of Evan And Chan, the next track, 
                  features guest vocals from Death 
                  Cab For Cutie's Benjamin Gibbard. However, the distortion 
                  is increased in volume, becoming the sound of a live wire sparking 
                  electricity. This sparking noise serves as percussion. There 
                  is also some serious fuzzy distortion, like thick static, overpowering 
                  the rest of the sounds. There is some decent electronica buried 
                  underneath, but the song is fed through so much distortion that 
                  all of the sounds are hard to focus on. It is a total waste 
                  of Gibbards vocals, which are lost in the noise. The final track, Last Songs, is clear and precise. Organ 
                  and acoustic guitar are cut up like one of the end tracks on 
                  Idiology. This 
                  is a good song. DNtel uses some harder rhythms than Mouse On 
                  Mars do, but the overall effect is the same. However, well, when the album was over i was stunned. Over 
                  half of the disc is distorted or covered with so much noise 
                  that i cannot listen to it. Now, i approve of distortion and 
                  feedback, heck, i like Sonic Youth, but this? If i wanted to 
                  listen to a CD skip i would, well, i guess i would find one 
                  that did it on purpose. Why i would want to listen to that i 
                  have no idea. So i called non-Minion affiliate Kerry and asked her what she 
                  thought of the album. "There was one song that had so much fuzz 
                  that i had to turn it off," she said. She confirmed that this 
                  "noise" is actually on the album, and not that i had just purchased 
                  a screwed up copy of the CD. So the whole thing is intentional. Tracers has a theory that sometimes people need to be bitch-slapped 
                  because they get a stupid idea into their heads and then they 
                  run with it. Bitch-slapping them brings them back to reality. 
                  Jimmy Tamborello, who is Dntel, needed to be bitch-slapped pretty 
                  hard before he made this disc. I honestly wonder: what in Brendan's 
                  name was he thinking? What was the point in putting so much 
                  distortion over top of everything that all the rest of 
                  the sounds are buried and lost? The music is decent, i probably would have given this disc 
                  4 sponges based on the sounds. It's mellow electronica that 
                  is nice enough. Burying it under that noise, well, i'm gonna 
                  take away 3 sponges for that. This album sucks. I wonder what the heck people were thinking 
                  in telling me it's cool. It's awful. The noise destroys any 
                  artistic value that the the music might have had. Over half 
                  the album is as fun to listen to as a radio that is not quite 
                  tuned to a station. That's a real shame, because otherwise this showed promise. 
                  I will say it again: what the heck was Tamborello thinking? |