|  | Review:   |  | Strangely enough, Weezer is one of the more difficult bands 
                  to write about. They exist in some weird interim space in the 
                  pop/rock world, no longer "popular" (as judged by radio play) 
                  yet still well entrenched in the major label power structure. 
                  As if to complete some oddly self-reflective metaphor, the band's 
                  sound is itself trapped somewhere in between those two worlds 
                  as well. Or so it seems to me. They can't seem to decide if 
                  they want to be the neo-Van Halen popsters so perfectly displayed 
                  on their 1994 debut or if they'd rather settle into the underground's 
                  Husker Du/Pixies/Sugar vacancy. This release (we'll just call it "the green album", both because 
                  that's the general convention among critics and because it's 
                  a practical way to discern this s/t release from 1994's s/t 
                  release) is clearly and distinctly a return to the Van Halen 
                  mode of things. In fact, the similarities between this album 
                  and 1994's blue album are so readily apparent as to beg the 
                  question of self-reflexive irony, or at least self-reflexive 
                  identification. Both albums are self-titled. Both covers feature 
                  the band arrayed in slacker poses on a blank field of basic 
                  color. The only real difference is the change from blue to green, 
                  which makes one consider for a minute the band's brief flirtation 
                  with the underground (1996's Pinkerton) and front 
                  man Rivers Cuomo's admittedly understated desire to be Frank 
                  Black rather than David Lee Roth. Green implies money, which 
                  implies caving back into the machine, capital, for better or 
                  for worse. Anyway... The fact of the matter is that the uncanny similarities of 
                  Weezer's blue and green albums don't end at packaging. Despite 
                  what you might have heard, the material on the green one is 
                  virtually interchangeable with the material on blue. I performed 
                  a small experiment when I first bought green, plopping both 
                  it and blue into the CD changer and hitting random play. There's 
                  very little to discern the two collections. Granted, a listener 
                  who has some nostalgic connection to the blue album, who knows 
                  all of those songs by heart already, might find something lacking 
                  on the new material. A loss of some indefinable angst, perhaps, 
                  or maybe the subtlest of changes in uses of minor vs. reduced 
                  keys? I'm not really sure what it would be, or even if it is 
                  really there. It very well may be nothing more than the plucked 
                  strings of nostalgia elevating In The Garage just a bit 
                  higher than Photograph or Knock-down Drag-out. 
                  In fact, I'm inclined to think it is just that. I don't think 
                  there's any real qualitative difference between the 1994 material 
                  and the 2001 material. I think it's just us Weezer fans getting 
                  old and crotchety and complaining that nothing will ever measure 
                  up to the hey-day of our youth. Of course, with all that said, I'm not going to give the green 
                  album the same number of sponges I'd assign to the blue album. 
                  First off, the green album doesn't have any song that can compare 
                  to Buddy Holly as far as pop songcraft is concerned. 
                  It's just not there. Simple Pages is a fine, fine pop 
                  tune in its own right, but regardless of whether it's fair to 
                  do so or not, Weezer will always be judged, pop-wise, by the 
                  standard of Buddy Holly. Secondly, the green album lacks 
                  the subtle flourishes that catch the listener by surprise on 
                  the blue album: the melancholy plucked arpeggios that open that 
                  album's first track, My Name Is Jonas; the intricate 
                  counter melodies of The World Has Turned and Left Me Here; 
                  the pre-emo standard bearer Undone -- The Sweater Song. But then again, the notion of my ear placing more import within 
                  the sounds of my waning college days bugs me again. It's a tough call. Taking a moment to review our dandy little 
                  rating system, I'm thinking the 
                  green album might be a 4 sponger. It's above average and has 
                  some merit for fans of the band, but the casual listener, one 
                  who, perhaps, did not spend his two senior years at university 
                  with the blue album and Sugar's Copper Blue blasting 
                  at obscene volumes at all hours of the night (for example), 
                  might find it to be merely average. But I really want to give it 5 sponges, because I feel bad 
                  assigning less than a "good" rating to a Weezer album. I am torn. Truthfully. I can't decide which it is. I can't 
                  decide if it's the music or me. I can't decide if green lets 
                  me down in the exact places where blue picked (picks) me up 
                  or if I'm just asking too much. One more listen almost convinces 
                  me that it's the music. The green album lacks the low-key enhancements, 
                  the fade-out noise experiment that ends Undone, the prominent 
                  and leading bass line of In the Garage, the stupid fun 
                  of Surf Wax America. It lacks that bass-line driven breakdown 
                  a minute and a half into Holiday where the band approaches 
                  some unholy blend of The Pixies and doo-wop, extorting tried 
                  and true forms in unseen combination, to produce brilliant and 
                  previously unknown moments of beauty. In the end the green album feels kind of phoned in, as if Rivers 
                  and company were just fulfilling the contract, maximizing the 
                  royalties and moving on with it. Or perhaps it is missing a 
                  defining presence, a check or balance that added levity and 
                  subtlety to Rivers' sonic assault. Perhaps the green album is 
                  missing former bassist Matt Sharpe. (Completely tangential note 
                  here, but Sharpe's "other band", now his only band, The Rentals, 
                  is well worth the listen. Less guitar, more pop, but solid, 
                  solid music.) Perhaps there's more to be read into one of the 
                  differences of the covers. In 1994, every member stood 
                  equal and blank on the blue field. In 2001 Cuomo stands slightly 
                  ahead of all of the other members, and he alone has an instrument, 
                  with a lightning bolt of power running down his guitar strap. 
                  Hmmmmm. So I guess we go with four sponges, with a fifth ghost sponge 
                  hanging about in the wings. If nothing else, the 2001 release 
                  gives the fan a well-deserved excuse to break out the debut 
                  and relive it for a while. That is itself something worthwhile, 
                  no? |  |