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A sequel to the movie The Whole Nine Yards,
and it doesn’t embarrass the first one. Again, I’ve got to qualify
the rating: if you liked the previous one, add an extra sponge.
If you never saw the first one, you could conceivably take a
sponge away. It’s a comedy-action about ex-hit men, mobsters,
dentists, kidnappings, sneaky plots, and con games.
In the end, it’s all the plots and games that make this movie
less than it should be. Kapner wrote the original, so he has
the voices of the characters down pat, and the actors were pretty
much perfectly suited to those roles. Pollack’s original character
is replaced with a makeup-and-prosthetic job so that he can
play the original character’s father, and he winds up stealing
the show. Willis has his funny lines, and still gets to do a
little comic emoting. Perry plays his part well, as does Peet.
And for once, Peet is not the nakedest person in the movie (thank
God!). The interaction and timing are very well done, and the
patter written for the characters is really entertaining.
Where this movie falls down is the story. It’s clear from the
first twenty minutes that something sneaky is going on. The
Whole Nine Yards was fun because you got to see everyone’s
machinations and see them cause each other’s plans to screw
up. In contrast, this time around, you are literally waiting
until the credits to find out what is happening. As such, during
the movie, you wonder, "Is that character really upset? Or is
he doing this for the sake of whatever scam is clearly up but
the writers feel that I’m unworthy to be let in on?" It’s frustrating
and distracting. A simple re-write that clarified the details
of the plot would have made this a much better movie, and another
afternoon spent working around the problems would have been
sufficient. As it is, things feel contrived.
It’s a shame, too, because everyone else was clearly giving
this movie the effort it deserved. The first movie was a real
unexpected treat since it didn’t have any reason at all to be
as good as it was. In this one, you already know the characters,
and were expecting good things from them. That part delivers,
and it was sufficient for me to enjoy the film. It just so easily
could have been better than what it was.
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