|  | Review:  |  | I'd hate to see Motumbos Hospital's bedroom, 
                  because if this five-track ep is anything to go by, then we're 
                  looking at one big tip. The one word that keeps springing to 
                  mind when I hear Motumbos Hospital is - and I'm sorry, chaps 
                  - 'messy'. This is a shame, because with their simple recipe 
                  of loud guitars, bass riffs, and a driving beat, as well as 
                  a singer who sounds like a cross between James Dean Bradfield 
                  and Brian Molko, Motumbos Hospital have a lot going for them. 
                  Unfortunately, they come across as overly fussy, spoiling what 
                  could be a winning combination by slowing things down unnecessarily 
                  and changing things every few bars. Now I'm not advocating that 
                  every band get one simple riff and make it last forever, or 
                  every record would sound like The Fall's Repetition (though 
                  on the other hand, maybe that's no bad thing!). But, Motumbos 
                  Hospital remind me of when I saw Damo Suzuki live. His band 
                  spent ages clamouring through some riffing wasteland trying 
                  to get to a certain point, but, when they eventually got to 
                  a kind of musical nirvana, they didn't make it pay. Instead, 
                  they were on to the next bit instead of holding it just for 
                  a minute. And Motumbos Hospital are guilty of this on virtually 
                  every number here. Sharks & Anglers opens strongly with Tallest Man Among Giants, 
                  with a great opening Fugazi-like 
                  riff and machine gun drums, followed by a shouty chorus that 
                  worms its way through your defences. But, even here, there's 
                  the odd interlude where they seem to indulge in riffing for 
                  riffing's sake. With Krylon, which follows, is the worst 
                  offender though. It opens with a splattering riff and pounding 
                  drums, before it slows right down as the singer opines "I'll 
                  still sleep well at night" over an unnecessary tuneless dirgey 
                  bit. This does nothing to serve what was at first a promsiing 
                  song and just leaves you wondering if the band were knackered 
                  and needed a quick breather after a mere 45 seconds in. Mazola Man is better, opening with a JJ Burnell-style bass and a guitar 
                  riff that sounds like someone doing to Land of 1000 Dances 
                  what Hendrix once did to Star Spangled Banner. The track 
                  builds nicely, though we still get the obligatory aren't-we-clever 
                  bits. But then they eventually get to the peak they should have 
                  been aiming for all along. The next track, Simple, has 
                  a real spirit of '76 feel about it, and is not unlike Fish 
                  by the early Damned with its "who's simple?" chant and Rat Scabies-like 
                  drum rolls. Again, the band take things down. But it is more 
                  successful this time, because the slowed down bit with its more 
                  memorable melody adds something. However, I'm not sure it needs 
                  yet another riff at the end though, especially as that part 
                  is like something that your local metal band would try and impress 
                  us with. The disc finishes with Frightened / Numb which is probably the best 
                  track on the ep, with its ferocious riff. Bizarrely, there's 
                  also a bit where the vocals sound like Freddie Mercury. Still, 
                  there's real power as the track builds and drops beautifully 
                  with some nice Sonic 
                  Youth like touches.  I know this review has dwelt on what I feel are the negatives, 
                  but I think there's promise here. Certainly, there's a good 
                  EP trying to get out somewhere, but Motumbos Hospital definitely 
                  need to stop trying to impress us so much. If it's good enough, 
                  it'll happen anyway. Only Robbie Williams fans love a show-off 
                  and Motumbos Hospital have got to curb their excesses. |  |